NEED SOME A/C IN HERE!

Wow, it is around 90 degrees here in ohio, people and I am baking in this house! The heat has just knocked me out. I was supposed to clean up the house today after work, because my Nanny and Papaw (Mum's parents) are going to be here so I started cleaning and I got really hot and over did it and fell asleep on the couch where I was tormented constantly by my brother calling to see if his laundry was dry yet. Mum came home and she was pissed because there was still a little work to be done around the house and I was sleeping. Shes lucky. She got to be in air conditioning all day at her work place. Im stuck in the house (which is like an oven) with no air conditioning and Im slowly cooking plus I got a migrane comming on and thats not cool. I really feel sorry for my dog in this heat. He a little poodle and has that thick, curly poodle wool.....which is getting a bit long and I really need to take him to the groomer and get that cut off. I found my lost snake.......and I feel like an ass lol. I called my brother (who was at his friend's house) and appologized to him and he actually took it very well. I didnt raise his voice or call me names or anything. He was just like "Yeah, thats cool. Dont worry about it. It was nothing". Dad (of all people) found it. Im still not sure as to how exactly it got aout because I make sure that the lid is closed and the rocks I was keeping on the corners of the lid were in place, but it must have just found the tiniest little place to get out of. I was outside on the phone and Mum started yelling "Theres a snake in the bathroom! Come get it!" so I ran into Mum and Dad's bathroom and Dad was standing there pointing at it all like "I was sitting down to use to bathroom and I looked over and I thought it was a rubber snake so I was going to pick it up. Then it moved! What kind of snake is that? He's funny looking". Dad wasnt too upset about the snake. I went out to the pet shop the next day and bought like.....seven locking clips for the tank lid to keep it in place, plus I put some strips of Gorilla Tape on the sides.